Come Back Liao Loh...

Finally, after a back-splitting ass-burning 27 hours journey, I'm back. The CB flight was really tekan-ing. I ask my good friend Jester why the flight must split into two? During the transit, it was fcuking sianz and had to cho bo lan for 6 hours.

He said "Use your blain use your blain... if fly continously for 21 hours, the pilots will shack out, and also the plane got no space to store so much yeew mah." I retorted, "Mai cock la, every plane got 4 pilots one mah. They can always rotate. As for fuel problem, they can always pump fuel in the air using the mobile petrol plane." Jester rolled his eyes and said "KNN... you think you taking fighter plane ah?!? Joker la you..."

Saw this ang mo gal stared into window blankly for 30 mins, so I took this pic to show you guys how sianz it was.



Frankfurt airport really nothing much to do one lor. Only got one miserable casino and sibeh juay lang shack out waiting for transit. If only they can provide more beds and free massage service.





After out of Singapore for so long, many things never change. The weather is still so fcuking hot. Walk a bit my forehead cry. Walk somemore my balls also cry. In US, the weather so nice. Walk two hours also no sweat. But hor... the weather there is too dry lor. My pisai will dry until stucked in my nose. So difficult to dig my nose. In Singapore, digging nose is a pleasure coz can slowly retrieve and roll the pisai into soft doughs. In US, the pisai hardened until it doesn't want to leave my nose. Gotta keep digging and digging... machiam really digging gold like dat. Then when finally it's out, got a bit blood. Really er xin lor.

One thing did change in Singapore. Nowadays, writing blogs can land you in jail one. So one must really be careful. Lockson read the news liao beri scared and sianz. I pitied those unlucky two who kena jailed for stupid reason. Lucky Lockson never write any racist or anti-gahment entries yet. If not the gahment will come squeeze my balls.